January 2005
(Missed the Deadline...)
Life is not a spelling bee, where no matter how many words you have gotten right, if you make one mistake you are disqualified.
Life is more like a baseball season, where even the best team loses one-third of its games and even the worst team has its days of brilliance.
Our goal is not to go all year without ever losing a game. Our goal is to win more than we lose, and if we can do this consistently enough, then when the end comes, we will have won it all.
- Harold Kushner
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a "Broker"?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why are a wise "man" and a wise "guy" opposites?
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
What hair color so they put on the driver's license of bald men?
How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?
- Submitted by George Fayle
Fraternally yours,
Junior Warden
